Why Just AC Maintenance When You Can Opiefy Your AC?
Don’t settle for a quick maintenance of your AC. Keep your AC purring like a mechanical kitten with Opie’s Gold’s comfort-giving, money-multiplying Opiefication! It will…
- Increase the life of your system up to 50% longer
- Reduce your energy bills up to 25%
- Save you MORE money on repairs and replacements
- Come with our Breakdown Free Guarantee
- Only cost the $169 Miracle Price!
Why the Funny “Opiefication” word and not “Maintenance”?
Air Conditioners, like all machines, need maintenance just to run. Most AC Maintenance only does just that, makes sure it’s running now. But since Opie only wants to give you gold, we do more than most anything that’s called maintenance. We deep clean. We recalibrate. We test. We tune. We want it running as efficiently and powerfully as the day it was made.
This Is Why It’s Time To Opiefy
Dust, dirt and other debris that builds up inside your heating and air conditioning unit causes 95% of all breakdowns. Even a small amount of dust can start quickly degrading your unit. You can save a lot of money by taking preemptive action.
Like New Again
We recalibrate your air conditioner, inspect your fans and motors, and tighten your unit up tight. Most companies rush their jobs and don’t tighten all the screws, which rattles apart components of your air conditioning system, leading to breakdowns and taking years off your system’s life.
Save Money
All the cleaning we do removes the friction-causing dirt and debris that makes your system work harder. The calibrating optimizes the operating pressures and fan speeds. When your AC runs smoother at the proper settings, it uses less energy.
That’s how Opiefying makes your AC run up to 25% more efficiently, decreasing the size of your utility bills! Not to mention the money we save you on repairs and costly future replacements.
Breakdown Free Guarantee
When you Opiefy your air conditioner, you also get our Breakdown Free Guarantee. We always stand by our work 100%, so we designed the Opiefication to be THE STANDARD in heating and air conditioning system maintenance. We believe you should never have to worry about breakdowns.
Get the one-two-three Opiefication punch!
Get More Comfort
Your AC will blow stronger
Save Money
Your energy bills will be up to 25% lower
Save MORE money
Your system will live up to twice as long, preventing repairs and breakdowns
